Be Mein. :)
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Imagination > Reality: Word Play
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I’m trying to get a job and all I can think of is this
(Source: itsmechrisvera)
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Guy 1:
What did one eye say to the other eye?
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Guy 2:
I dunno What?
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Guy 1:
Between you and me something smells!
Word Play :3
duh dun, tss
I love these.
It’s…the Milky Way! hahaha
(Source: briantmarquis)
(Source: sasukes-trouser-snake)
