Synchronised skydiving in a glass bowl →
In a perfect world...
That awkward moment when you realized you've...
killingaheartache: cany0ufindme: Don’t give out your name Don’t post pictures of yourself Don’t give out your phone number Don’t tell people your age Don’t tell people your birthday Most importantly: don’t meet up with people you’ve met on the internet WIN. XDDDDD
A Life on FaceBook →
I’m just a little angel…– So was Lucifer in the beginning.
Ordering a salad at McDonalds,– is like asking a whore for a hug.
I changed all my passwords to “incorrect– So my computer just tells me when I forget.
Why can’t sluts count to 70?– Because 69 is a mouthful!
My mood is shitty.
That awkward moment when you have to make up an...
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