February 2011
Why English is so hard to learn
We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. The soldier decided to desert in the desert. This was a good time to present the present. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. I did not object to the object. The...
English language poem
I take it you already know Of tough and bough and cough and dough? Others may stumble, but not you, On hiccough, thorough, lough and through? Well done! And now you wish, perhaps, To learn of less familiar traps? Beware of heard, a dreadful word That looks like beard and sounds like bird, And dead: it’s said like bed, not bead - For goodness sake don’t call it deed! Watch out for meat...
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When you spell a big word right on the first try.
I’m a genius .
When your pissed off, and dont know what to do.
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So many women to fuck..
So little time…
And the whole, willingness thing is an issue as well.
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So true. →
Have you ever laughed so hard that no sound comes...
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Time for TICKLES!!!
yourmindblown:
For Nikki
I don’t care, hand on the wheel, driving drunk I’m doin’ my thing.
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On Valentine's Day:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
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